The director of the Municipal Cultural Center in Aleksandrów Kujawski announced a competition on patriotic attitudes called “I’ll show you my patriotism.” The jury for the competition, which was held on the Independence Day, includes not only the director but also a journalist-poet, a Roman Catholic parish priest and the mayor. Poland’s red-and-white flag hangs over the stage, which is filled with the sort of artificial smoke usually seen at discos, while the prize is a 22-inch LED television. Which of the participants will be able to convince the jury that they are the most sincere in showing their love for their homeland?